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Mustaches and kiddie pools

Free mustache rides and nude kidddie pool dunks in the back yard of 597 today.

Matt's here!

And the boys are headed to Laconia and the Boston Dice party ...

grand championship winner !?

.......so ... this is funny... day one of racing it was raining cats and dogs. ivan and i come in off our hot lap and into grid position to find that none of the other racers were gridded up... i guess a lot of spinning, throwing monkeys from the rig etc caused them to say fuck it, we're not racing. Ivan and I said, fuck it! let's fucking race anyway! fairbanks and about six other rigs said yes too. what a blast. it was like slip and slide, 100-mile-an-hour go-carts.

.....we placed 2nd.

.....day two, the rig in front of us had a major flip into a right hander, the monkey never committed to the turn... and we placed third.

....turns out no one placed on both days of racing so we won grand national champion. mind blowing.


"how do you feel about sidecar racing?"
"uh - it rules?"

shit eating grins all the way.

mid-ohio money shots

dale totally ruling. see these guys, with all their upper body weight just don't have to get their asses out like us gals do


this is doug donnelan on his solo bike. he totally rode his pit bike over to our pits and said "you guys were really cookin out there, good job." i'm pretty sure my heart exploded a little bit and pieces of it flew into my throat and I had to grab something to keep from fainting.

green vs. fairbanks

ivan (my race partner) placed pretty much every friggin race he entered. it was rough for him going out sometimes four races a day. way to kick some ass partner

doug donnelan and cat collins - the two fastest motherfuckers on the planet. cat normally races with fairbanks but their rig wasn't ready for the weekend. it was awesome to see the two partners dueling each other, cat with donnelan and fairbanks with bruce

this guy gets the you-gotta-be-somewhat-crazy-to-do-this spirit award. purchases sidecar rig, has it delivered to the track Friday, wrenches until he has to race it on Saturday - and gets on the track for the first time ever piloting a sidecar. "i took it into the grass out of the keyhole (a super tight right-hander) six times..... in one race!"

I love this track. the sweeping fast right handers.... better than sex.

mid-ohio

mid-ohio was super fuckin fun.

we started off ... my having forgotten our tires and erik having forgotten his wallet - but luckily jeffro, michael and kano were able to bring them to the track on saturday. thanks so much guys for all your help and making it an extra fun fucking weekend

and karaoke too!

best lunch spot ever. lobster rolls, 20 bucks. no big deal

loving puppy needs home

they found this awesome pup in the park. he's been well taken care of at works headquarters but needs a good permanent home. he's sweet as molasses... email me if you want to meet him

custom plates by bamboo larry... he'll cut you a deal, he really will

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love at first sight

you know how sometimes you meet someone and you hear everything the two of you are saying even though everyone is talking around you and you make eye contact and just know that somewhere deep down you definitely would have good sex together? that definitely happened for me tonight... i think this xlch is my new boyfriend.

mid-ohio's coming right up

roasting pigs is easy

thanks to all those that made our 4th of july backyard launch overnight pig roast party a great success - without dice magazine, i am nothing.

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so we got way too hammered last night for naomi's bachellorette party and i posted some way too nudie photos of us in the shower at the bath house. for those of you that happened to catch them while they were up... kudos. i hope the images were burned into your retina. i just had to take them back down. here are some slightly more tame before and after shots. cheers. here's to the dangers of real drunk time blogging.

random hot blonde, dig

naomi's bachelorette party (part 1)

video from NHMS in June

here's a video clip from the last race. we were gridded grandstand front row so we're the rig in the upper right of the screen. you get to see us in all of turns 1, 1a and 2. the guy wearing the head cam is doug donnelan, the fastest motherfucker out there. i have a major boner for him. you can see erik and heather for a bit too, i think they get passed into turn 10. this fucking track kicks your ass. 12 transitions and barely a minute to rest. coming in out of a race, you feel like your chest is going to explode, red faced and covered with sweat. we knocked three seconds off our laps times, but never could keep up with the big dogs.

time to poker her!

pig on fire

wiring her up for the spit

pig conjecture

getting ready to start roasting the pup

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homemade spit for pig roast fourth of july in the backyard of 597 manhattan ave, come on down!

my new winter project, a '77 lemans 1.

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